If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
the other version
going on tumblr in public
[pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer
the other day i was so upset and sad but then I made a fake ass promo post for heart.tumblr.com !
omg here’s me adding a fake ass comment!
aw you guys are so sweet for making me promo posts so I gain followers because that’s all I care about :)
*owns tons of clothes*
*wears same three things*
ya I rap *poorly and slowly recites a line in car radio*
“*WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*
*SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*
PUT YOUR NAME
*KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY*
IN THE GOBLET
*GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*
OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.
we’re never gonna get over this are we